bubBLy-BuBbly

dh tgh mlm bute mcm ni baru la rajin nk mengetuk papan kekunci ni kan..

ptg td ade farewell high tea smpena perpisahan kami MD..

apekah MD??

adekah adik McD??

hehe..

Managing Director la..

hehe..

nk upload pcs tp xambik ag kt zara..

esok la ek..

arini hati rse hepi jek..

even my JPA x msok ag..

y ek??

no reason pon..

dh nk hepi..

hehe..

oleh itu..

jom la bce kisah2 lawak-lucu-kelakar-pecah-perot..

mst ade yg dh pnah bce..

but no hal la kan..

kte revise sket2 ye adik2..

hehe

(stdy xnak revise,mnde gni laju je wat revision)

[Doktor n Kubur]

Pada suatu hari, seorang doktor pakar jantung meninggal dunia. Untuk mengenang jasanya, keluarganya sepakat untuk membuatkan sebuah tugu peringatan dikuburnya berbentuk jantung. Upacara pengkebumian pun berjalan dengan lancar.
Satu bulan kemudian, seorang doktor pakar mata pula meninggal dunia. Seperti yang sudah?, ahli keluarganya sepakat untuk membina sebuah tugu berbentuk mata dikuburnya bagi mengenang jasa beliau. Upacara pengkebumiaan beliau juga berjalan dengan lancar.
Setelah selesai, para hadirin berangkat pulang, hanya tinggal seorang saja yang masih merenung sendirian di pinggir makam si doktor itu. Salah seorang doktor yang lain melihatnya dan segera menghampirinya.
"Sudahlah, yang berlalu biarlah berlalu. Tak usah engkau fikirkan lagi " kata si doktor.
"Saya tidak tahu apa yang harus saya katakan kepadamu," kata lelaki itu.
"Mengapa pula, mana tahu mungkin saya dapat membantu" jawab si doktor itu.
"Saya sedang memikirkan bagaimana pula upacara pengkebumian saya nanti" kata lelaki itu.
"Mengapa pula ?" tanya doktor tersebut. "Saya seorang doktor pakar penyakit kelamin" jawap lelaki itu sugul…
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[Bos yg Baik Hati]

Seorang boss entah macam mana mood dia memang baik sungguh pada hari nie..Sesiapa yang nak minta balik lima jam lebih awal hari nie dia kasitapi alasannya mestilah munasabah. Haaaa!!alasannya mestilah pasal sembahyang ajer ye! Tau-tau macam tu ader 4 orang pekerja bawahan datang mintak balik awal..

Pekerja 1 : A'salam Boss, boleh saya pulang? Saya balik nak sembahyang kat rumah boss, leh tak?
Boss : Tak boleh!!!Kat sini kan ader surau, sembahyang jemaah lagi, lagi banyak pahalanya..!

Pekerja 2 : Saya boleh balik awai kut Boss?
Bosss : Hang apa pasai:
Pekerja 2 : Saya nak balik tengok anak saya sembahyang zohor ker tak?Ntah-ntah dia ponteng?
Boss : Tak boleh balik, hang telefon saja bini hang suruh dia tengok!

Pekerja 3: Salam Boss!
Boss: Ha? pasal pulak ni?Nak balik awal gak ker?
Pekerja 3 : Errrrr!!Yer boss, boss baik!!he..heee!
Boss: Alasan apa lak ngko nie?
Pekerja 3 : Saya nak balik sembahyang orang mati.. Ada orang kampung saya meninggal pagi tadi, nak sembahyang jenazah…!Boleh kut boss yer pulang awal?
Boss : Tak bolehhh!!!Itu fardzu kifayah jer!Orang kampung lain yang ramai tu boleh sembahyangkan. Doa kat sini pun boleh!!Dah!Pergi buatkerja..

Pekerja 4: A'kum Boss! Saya nak balik awal boleh tak ari nie?
Boss : Naper?
Pekerja 4 : Isteri saya telefon, dia kater dia dah boleh sembahyang!
Boss: Yer ker? Ha! Kalu gitu awak baliklah…Kesian awak dah seminggu nunggu!!!
Pekerja 4 : Ima Acih Boss!!!Heee..hee
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[Water]

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
son : "Da-ad..."
dad : "What?"
son : "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
dad : "No. You had your chance. Lights out."
"Five minutes later:
son : "Da-aaaad..."
dad : "WHAT?"
son : "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
dad : "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
"Five minutes later...
son : "Daaaa-aaaad..."
dad : "WHAT??!!"
son : "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
hehehehe
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[muthu ohhhh muthu]

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER

Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER

Manager asked to Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP

After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look
Like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London , a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ..
Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST

One tourist from U.S.A. Asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this
Village or not .. And
Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT

Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and
Told WALK. WALK. Cockroach
Walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut
The third leg and did the
Same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach
Didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it
Becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER

When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver
Adjusted mirror. Muthu
Shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL

Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he
Started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the
Board " WASH BASIN "

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART

Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire
And how will you escape
?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination ..


Oh .. I forgot . The funniest part ..
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her right
Chest ... And he did it!


kui kui kui...

can u feel the happiness??

bkn mkn cadbury je dpt happiness ni tau=p